Saturday, 6 July 2013

Conversation between Pen & Pencil


"What are you doing in my pencil box? I told you to stay out, “said the pen angrily.

"Don't tell me! Andrew likes me more than you," replied the pencil.

"Don't tell me fake stories!" said the pen.

"Whatever!" exclaimed the pencil proudly, "I was invented first so he loves me more than you."

"So what!" said pen rudely. If you were invented first, I was bought first by Andrew."

"OK! Don't disturb me", ordered the pencil, "Go to that corner."

"Hey! Wait a minute...." said the pen angrily "Why would I go to that stinky corner? That's not your property!"

"I don't want to listen anything from you! GO or I will..............,"said the pencil.

"What will you do?" Asked the pen "I have more fame than you so i am not supposed to go to that dirty corner!"

"Although you have more fame, I am easy to use" replied the pencil.

"I am more reliable than you!" Said the pen.

"Hey! Why are we fighting?" asked the pen, "Can't we be friends?"

"I don't know!" said the pen, "YES! We can be friends."

The pen gave his hand to the pencil .They shook their hands smiling to each other.

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Conversation : Directions


DIRECTIONS I

A. Excuse me. Is there a bank near here?
B. Yes. There's a bank on the corner.
A. Thank you.
B. You're welcome.


DIRECTIONS II

A. Excuse me. Is there a supermarket near here?
B. Yes. There's one near here.
A. How do I get there?
B. At the traffic lights, take the first left and go straight on. It's on the left.
A. Is it far?
B. Not really.
A. Thank you.
B. Don't mention it.


CONVERSATION : SHOPPING FOR A SWEATER


SHOPPING FOR A SWEATER
A. Can I help you?
B. Yes, I'm looking for a sweater.
A. What size are you?
B. I'm an extra large.
A. How about this one?
B. Yes, that's nice. Can I try it on?
A. Certainly, there's the changing room over there.
B. Thank you.
A. How does it fit?
B. It's too large. Do you have a smaller size?
A. Yes, here you are.
B. Thank you. I'll have it, please.
A. OK, how would you like to pay?
B. Do you take credit cards?
A. Yes, we do. Visa, Master Card and American Express.
B. OK, here's my Visa.
A. Thank you. Have a nice day!
B. Thank you, goodbye.


Wednesday, 5 September 2012

A telephone talk between a VIP and the Principal of a college


A telephone talk between a VIP and the Principal of a college. 

The VIP will be the chief guest for a function in the college.

VIP : Hello, Good morning, I’m Chandrasekar speaking from Bangalore.

Principal : Hello, Good morning, Sir. I’m the Principal of MIT College at Chennai. This is about your stay. The choice is yours, Sir. Our guest house or a suite in a hotel.

VIP : I generally find a suite in a hotel more satisfactory.

Principal : We’ll book a suite in the Hotel Alankar.

VIP : That’s very kind of you. I’ll be there on Wednesday morning by nine.

Principal : We’re looking forward to your visit, Sir.

VIP : Thank you, see you bye.

Principal : Good-bye, Sir.